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FUCK ALL THAT GRAMMAR SHIT RIGHT NOW. misspelled WORDZ, WHO GIVES A FUCK. NO REALLY WHO GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT A MISSPELLED WORD WHEN IT COMES TO A BLOG. SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA SIT DOWN AND TYPE THE FUCK AWAY. aIN'T i RIgHT???? dON'T YOU JUST WANNA JUMP UP ON THAT KEYBOARD AND JUST GO THE FUCK OFF. pOP YOURSELF A COUPLE OF PILLS & DRINK A NICE COLD SO-CO AND WHO GIVES A FUCK. i JUST HAD TO CHECK MINE TO SEE IF i PUT ANYTHING ELSE IN IT, i DID, so IM COOL MOTHA FUCKAS. sORRY FOR THE FREAK OUT.
wHO JUST WANTS TO PUNCH SOMEONE SomeTIMES. tHAT WHOLE DAY YOU BE EYEBALLIN' EVeRY MOTHA FUCK WALKING BY IN HOPES FOR THE fUck nuTS TO TURN AROUND AND START TALKING TRASH. YoU INVISION YouRSeLF INSTIGATING SOmE sHIT BY TALKING trASH ON THE FaGO'S OVERLY GAY SHIRT. tHEN HE STEPs UP TO YOU, RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. tHIS IS ABOUT THE TIME YOU GET PUMPED THE FUCK UP. YouR KNEES START SHAKING FROM EXCITEMENT. tHIS GuY IS MUCH BIGGER THEN YOU AND YOU LOVE IT, CUZ FOR SOME DERANGED REASON YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS STOMP. tHIS IS BETTER THEN WINNING IF YOU ASK ME. sO THEN THE DANCE BEGINS. tHIS GUYS IS BIG, BUT FUCK IM DRUNK, PISSED AND TRAINED WITH HOPES OF GETTIN' BEAT. tHE BIG BITCH THROWS A COUPLE TELEGRAPHED JABS aND i RETURN WITH LITTLE BITCH SLAPS TO HOPEFULLY PISS HIM OFF so HE REVs BACK THE MIGHTY BLOW THAT WILL END MY NIGHT. hE COMES BACK AT ME EVEN DUMMER AND I GET OUT OF THE WAY AND GIVE HIM TWO LOVE TAPS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. tHEN ThE ShIT TALKING BEGINS. lIKE I'LL SAY, "IT OKAY SWEAT HEART YOUR JUST NOT OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE THE COASTER." wHICH IN TURN PISSES HIM OFF AND HE DECIDES TO COME AT ME. sO THEN i MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LIKE A MATADOR IN A BULL FIGHT AND AS HE GOES BY I GIVE HIM A COUPLE MORE LOVE TAPS TO THE EARS. nOW THE GUY WHO STEPPED UP IS EXTREMELY PISSED OFF AND SCREAMS,"iF YOU WANNA FIGHT LIKE A FUCKING BITCH THEN GO FIND A CUNT BAG OUT THERE TO CHALLENGE YOU, YOU PUSSY. NOW, UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE BAG OF SUCK i'M BRAWLIN' WITH, HE SAID THE WRONG THINGS. nOW HE COULD POSSIBLE DIE. i TELL HIM TO BRING IT ON AND CHARGES OUT ME. tHEN I GET A RIST LOCK ON HIS LOWER BACK AND SLAM HIM DOWN. QUICKLY AFTER MY KNEE IS ON HIS CHEST ANGLED DOWN FROM HIS RIGHT HanD sIde AS I UNLEASH COUNTLESS BLOWS TO HIS NOW NOT SO PRETTY OF A FACE. HE ATTEMPTS A SLOPPY JAB TO MY GRILL BUT I COUNTER WITH A REVERSE ARM BAR TO THE WEAKlY THROWN PUNCH. aS I SPIN AROUND I FORCEFULLY SLAM MY RIGHT HEEL DOWN HIS FUCKIN' THROAT AnD WHIP BACK WITH HIS ARM IN TOW. tHEN i SLAMM 2 THE GROUND WITH MY RIGHT LEG OVER HIS THROAT AND FLEX MY HIPS UP with HiS ARM Firmly AgAInst My CHesT aND HiS PalM uP AS i BREAK HIS ARM. buT NOW IS WHEN THE FUN STARTS. oNE BIG DUDE NEVER TRAVELS ALONE. tHREE OF HIS BIG BUDDIES JUMP IN AND GIVE ME THE BEATING I WAS WAITING FOR. mAN THAT'S ALL i WANTED, Just 2 WalK awAY with Some BrUISEs, MaYbe I BlAcK eye, AnD enougH SatIFaCaTION 2 Not HAve 2 fIGHt fOR a CouPLE mORe WeeKs. basically WHaT i am SAYING IS I HATE THE MIDDLE MEN SHIT. either way, i still go home and fuck my beautiful wife...I love you baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
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