Get KnOCKEd OuT

Fuck I just got back into the fighting game for the first time in a year and a half so I guess you can say that I am kinda pumped up about it. And you know what sux, that I just got injured in training and I can't fight in the next card, but that is cool, cuz I will be fighting in the next King of The Cage Battle in the Welter Weight division if my coach plays my cards right. Either way.........
Would you fight anyone for $1,000?? If you could step into a fight and be able to tap or go limp when the fight is over and get $1,000 would you? I mean fuck, what 2 minutes of pain for $1,000 of free spending money? Shit man, I will fight anyone for $100. Getting knocked out is like anal sex, it only hurts the first time..And I am not talking from personal experience fagets, I am talking from knowledge from my so cal older brother. I can honestly say that getting knocked out isn't that bad. I have been in close to 100 street fights and probably lost more then half of them and never once did I think that getting knock out was a big deal. I think a lot of people out there needs to get knocked out say they know what it feels like. If you think about it, 80% of the world has never been in a fight much less got knocked out. It's like a drug. You do it once, realize it ain't that bad and find yourself doing it again cuz now you ain't scared of it. So fuck, everyone go get knocked out please, go see stars. Then we can all make this world less pussified. I promise you it isn't that bad. Shit if this makes it easier I will let anyone knock me out First, then I will return the favor....for free!!! Let's get this party started, knock a motha fucka out!!